Well, we finally ventured out to the Renaissance Festival today. It was expensive, crowded and not overly large family friendly. I'm glad we went. I think it was a cool new thing for the kids to see and experience. I'm not sure we'll go again for a long time, but it was kinda fun.
A couple of things struck me. There are an awful lot of grown ups who like to play dress-up. Many of these grown ups, especially the ladies, feel that dress up requires you to have 5/8 of each of your boobs popping out the top of your dress/bodice. Many, many more of these grown up ladies enjoy wearing jingly gypsy scarf belts. Admittedly, they are very cool. I couldn't help but wonder, however, if these ladies have ever happened upon a mirror and and used it. If you are blessed with a rather wide bottom, it's probably not the most attractive look to adorn said bottom with horizontal stripes of silver or gold festooned with jingling discs. That is all.
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You just needed to go with someone who has Ren Fest experience. Like 20+ *years* of Ren Fest experience. I know all of the fun stuff and more importantly, all of the *free* fun stuff to do.
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